🚀 Your INTERGALACTIC Rest Stop for Spiritual NOURISHMENT 🚀

⬇️ ERASE UNSEEN BLOCKAGES. ⬇️

✨ POWER UP YOUR PRESENCE. ✨

Thank you for landing your vessel at Clarissa Dolphin Explains It All, a place in the galaxy where banal, everyday confusing mundane reality fuses with the multiverse to unlock celestial power, clarity and plain old otherworldly alacrity for being ALIVE.

Let Clarissa chart your astral adventure, ignite your cosmic spark and unravel the mysteries of existence with spiritual guidance.

We ascend to new dimensions in off-the-chart accurate consultations, healings, exhilarating classes, webinars and other rad interstellar events.

📰 Get the Galactic Intel: Articles, Videos & Horoscopes

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Don't fly blind. Explore the latest guidance and cosmic reports, deep dives that keep you ahead of the curve and anchored in your power.

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EDUCATION 📚 FOR THE UNSEEN:

MASTERY & INSIGHT ⚡️

Skip the spiritual static. You're an ambitious, driven bad ass who invests in their own evolution—and you demand more than surface-level guidance. From the foundational rigor of Harmonic Astrology 101 to specialty intensives, my classes are the definitive platform designed for you to:

  • Forge a sophisticated spiritual language that expands your practice.

  • Access actionable insights that cut through denial and confusion.

  • Thrive with the clarity and authority needed to execute your highest purpose.

⬇️ FIND YOUR EDGE. ENROLL NOW. ⬇️

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HARMONIC ASTROLOGY 101

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LIVE LABS

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COURAGEOUS CURIOSITY CONTAINER

🌎 WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

🌎 WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness

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The chaos isn’t random. WTF USA? is my signature series that unpacks America’s astrology and exposes the cycles driving today’s upheaval.

Now available as on-demand recordings, you’ll get:

  • Clear context for what’s unfolding

  • Validation when everything feels upside down

  • A deeper astrological lens to help you navigate the madness

👉 Get WTF USA? Recordings Now — $44

What Students are saying 🎒 🧑‍🎓

  • Clarissa, I just finished watching last week's class and the second viewing was just as thrilling as the first! There are no words to express how grateful and thrilled I am that you are teaching again - you have a real gift for conveying this and I never want to miss any class you teach! You have reinvigorated me! YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! THANK YOU!!!

    Nancy H.

  • I love your class. I feel myself light up every time I start to talk about it to someone. I and I have sooooo much on my plate right now I am finding it hard to put the time into it that I want to. Yet, here I am :)

    Marybeth A.

  • I’ve been LOVING your class! You are so well organized, are a natural teacher, and your visual presentation is of the highest quality - a modern look and creative visuals emphasizing your unique sense of style. So cool!

    Jonathan

💫 How I Can Guide You

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    ASTROLOGY 🌌

    Astrology Sessions — In-depth guidance for life, love, purpose, health, timing the future and EVERYTHING else.


    👉 Chart My Astral Adventure

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    TAROT 🎴

    Tarot Sessions — Cut through the noise with answers you can use. Perfect for immediate, actionable answers on a current challenge or dynamic.


    👉 Get Direct Answers

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    Energy Healing ⚡

    Energy Healing — Restore balance, reset and feel nourished in all ways: spiritually, physically, emotionally, and mentally.


    👉 Access Deep Nourishment

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Why work with me

👉 Learn More About Me

Hi there — I’m Clarissa Dolphin, astrologer, tarot reader, and healer. I’ve guided thousands of clients and students through sessions, classes, and events, both in person and online. My approach draws on years of expertise to give clear, practical guidance and support in all the right moments.

When we work together, you gain clarity and validation for the totality of where you are in life. You’ll leave feeling empowered, supported by a higher force, and armed with practical tools to create a better present.

📦 SESSION Packages for Consistent Guidance

Want steady support and real momentum?

My packages bundle multiple sessions at exclusive savings.

Deep Dive Astrology Series

Get crystal-clear insight into your life’s patterns and next steps.

Reiki Reset HEALING SERIES

Release blocked energy and feel balanced, grounded, renewed, healed, whole and powerful for months ahead.

Seasonal Guidance Tarot

Get timely guidance to navigate the twists and turns of each season.

👉 Explore All Session Packages

WHAT CLIENTS ARE SAYING 🗣️ 🌟

  • I am (still) completely blown away by the reading. As you know, over the past few years I have done my share of healing, spiritual therapies, readings, etc. It is easy to feel that nothing much can surprise me by this point -- and even less, sweep me off my feet -- but this is exactly what your reading did for me.

    Velina S.

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    Omg girl, your reiki and magic has helped me get back to some emotional balance🙏🏾 you have no idea how much healing you bring to my life! Thank youuuuu ❤️❤️

    Sofia G.

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    I cannot thank you enough. Seriously I have been so leveled up and life saved by your reading. I appreciate so much the extra time and energy you gave me, and in relistening to the recording I have gotten so much value again and my original thought which was, damn every single second of that was sold gold, is totally confirmed.

    Rachael M.

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    Yooooooo! I just rewatched our chart reading session and 🤯 shit has been on point and happening !!!!! You are amazing!

    Sofia G.

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    Holy smokes, this was the best reading I’ve received in a long time! Everything you wrote was so on point and so very helpful. I cried at the stuff you wrote. Especially the advice about my mom. It’s truly perfect advice. Perfect. Thank you again and I’ll be referring people to you!

    Amber J.

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    Clarissa thank you SO much for this reading. Getting this validation made me cry, it was such a relief to hear these things that resonate as deeply true. I appreciate you so much and I’ve been recommending you to everyone! Really helped shift me from fear to faith.

    Nicole S.

  • Clarissa!!!!! Wow! Your reading is pretty spot on. My friend is going thru a divorce and asking me for help and I've been decluttering and delving into Feng Shui. I was laughing bc I swear I knew you'd say Feng shui before you did.... you're in my head

    Michelle M.

  • You (& the Reiki energy) simply Nailed it! THAT was amazing! Clarissa - Thank You. You've verified & confirmed Soooo Much! I'll be chewing on this for awhile. You've given me hope.

    Tammy

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Astrology, tarot, or healing — choose the session that speaks to you and step into powerful relief and clarity today.

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